Amidst last week’s non-existent Democratic National Convention, we were dismayed to learn that Late Night host Stephen Colbert had taken a stinky dump on our city with a lame “Virtual Milwaukee” tour. It wasn’t the over-the-top accent and the tired stereotypes that stung (Beer! Bronze Fonz!), it was the fact that Milwaukee was out tens of thousands of visitors and untold millions of dollars due to the DNC pivoting to an almost all-virtual event. Did you have to kick us while we were down, Stephen? Et tu?

Happily, Colbert apologized to Milwaukee on his show Tuesday night, and even used Milwaukee Record‘s headline in his apology. Fun!

“It was very disappointing,” Colbert said of our headline (and of Milwaukee’s reaction to his “virtual tour”). “Both to me and to anyone who was Googling ‘Watch Stephen Colbert take a dump.'”

(Along with our article, the following image comes up when you actually Google “Watch Stephen Colbert take a dump.”)

Colbert continued:

“I would like to address the City of Milwaukee in the official language of the Midwest: the polite apology. [takes off glasses] Hey Milwaukee. Um, I’m really sorry.”

Good enough for us! Here’s Colbert’s full apology. We appreciate that he partially blamed one of his writers (who hails from Madison), and we eagerly await his stint as a Racing Sausage.

And here’s that “virtual tour”:

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Matt Wild weighs between 140 and 145 pounds. He lives on Milwaukee's east side.