When it comes to crisp, great-tasting, no-nonsense beer that you can order at a Milwaukee bar for $4, it’s hard to beat Miller High Life. “The Champagne of Beers” is Miller Brewing’s oldest brand. It’s been around for nearly 125 years. It’s a working class beer without trying to be a working class beer. It’s great, full stop.

So yeah, you can always take a sip of the High Life (provided you’re 21 or older, of course), but what if you could wear it? Enter Duluth Trading Co.‘s new limited-edition line of Miller High Life gear. (Intended for folks 21 and older, of course.) High Life socks! High Life boxers! A High Life hoodie that totally has a can-sized pocket! All that and more is available NOW.

We rarely take companies up on random freebies, but when a PR company reached out about the High Life stuff we instantly said “YES.” So here, then, is our payment: a ranking of the items in Duluth Trading’s new line of High Life gear.

#5: Buck Naked Boxer Briefs ($24.95)

Unless you’re regularly parading around in your underwear (more power to you!), these High Life boxer briefs will remain largely invisible to the general public. Other than that, they’re great: a great hodgepodge design, a great fit, and a nifty mesh texture that makes you feel like Spider-Man. If Spider-Man drank High Life and/or enjoyed the occasional Spaghett.

#4: Buck Naked Crew Socks ($14.95)

“Cool socks” are all the rage, and these High Life socks definitely fit the “cool socks” bill. Cool colors combine with cool branding to indeed give your toes a “champagne toast.” (There’s gotta be a “thing” for pouring champagne over toes, yes?) If you’re at a bar or family gathering and you’re looking for a quick and easy conversation piece, just hike up your pants and let these socks do the rest.

#3: Short Sleeve Graphic Tee ($29.95)

The front of this High Life T-shirt is simple enough. It’s the basic High Life logo! That’s it! But the back is where this shirt really shines:

The “Girl in the Moon” logo and a pyramid of champagne glasses overflowing with High Life? Now we’re talking. Bonus points for the illustration looking like something found on an ancient drink coaster in your grandparents’ garage.

#2: Fire Hose Can Commander ($14.95)

“What if a can koozie, but with a shoulder strap?” That’s the question the folks at Duluth research and development likely pondered when they came up with this functional—and BRILLIANT—piece of High Life gear. Finally, you can keep your High Life close while keeping both of your hands free to do whatever it is free hands get up to. We only had a bottle of High Life in our fridge, but that worked, too!

#1: Heritage Hoodie With Beer Pocket ($59.95)

The second we unfolded this sucker we knew it would be #1. The High Life hoodie is quality. The logo is great, the lining is gorgeous, the stitching is classy, and not only is there a hand-warming pocket on the bottom, there’s a separate beer pocket built into the front of the hand-warming pocket. Hell yeah. Science has yet to determine what would happen if you combined this with the can commander.

Not ranked: Duluth Truck Stop Hat ($19.95)

Unless we missed it—or unless the guy in our building who sometimes intercepts our Cousins orders got to it first—we didn’t receive a High Life trucker hat in our big bag of High Life goodies, so we can’t rank it. Oh well. Ordering one NOW.

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