Starburst original fun size duos, ranked

Tyler Maas
If you're reading this anywhere near Milwaukee, trick-or-treating has come and gone. Perhaps you're raiding your kid's candy stash as we speak. Maybe your house wasn't hit as hard as you expected it would be an...

Common spellings of Bay View, ranked

Tyler Maas
This Saturday, upwards of 30,000 people will flock to the southeast corner of Milwaukee to partake in a behemoth block party on Kinnickinnic Avenue. Of course, we're talking about Bay View Bash. Since the massi...

Days of Summerfest, ranked

Tyler Maas
As much as I hate to say it, another installment of Summerfest is almost fully in the books. Collectively speaking, Milwaukee Record has been at every day of the Big Gig so far this year and—barring something u...

Famous Racing Sausages, ranked

Tyler Maas
They're the first (and the best) of their kind. They've been repeatedly imitated by mid-inning promotions at other ballparks, but never successfully replicated. Though they were only created 30 years ago, they'...

Milwaukee Metal Fest band names, ranked

Tyler Maas
Remember Milwaukee Metal Fest? There hasn’t been a Milwaukee Metal Fest since 2007! Happily, Hatebreed singer Jamey Jasta purchased the rights to the storied event in 2022, and is bringing it back this year. YE...

Wisconsin area codes, ranked

Tyler Maas
Way back in 1947, AT&T started using area codes in North America. At first, a total of 86 three-digit codes were established in the U.S. and parts of Canada, and two of those were assigned to regions in Wis...

Milwaukee Brewers logos, ranked

Tyler Maas
It's Opening Day, so I'm going to rank Milwaukee Brewers logos. Why beat around the bush? Let's just get to this shit. Dispute this if you'd like, but these are the official rankings so you're just going to hav...

20 Milwaukee nicknames, ranked

Tyler Maas
The world knows Milwaukee for many reasons. Similarly, the world also knows Milwaukee by many names. Some of these nicknames honor the city's rich history, reference some our amenities, or pertain to our proxim...

Rocky Rococo movie posters, ranked

Tyler Maas
Thousands of people dying terrible, isolated deaths each and every day as millions of selfish and/or brainwashed Americans blatantly and repeatedly show they simply do not care about others. The probable end of...