In the unlikely case some of you have been living under a rock or this is the first time you’re reading something on the internet, allow Milwaukee Record to be the first to alert you to the fact that today (August 21, 2017), there will be a total solar eclipse that will cross the entirety of the contiguous United States Of America. It will be the first time such a phenomenon will occur since June of 1918, and the first time a total eclipse will be seen in any part of the contiguous U.S. since early 1979.

Between approximately 11:53 a.m. and 2:40 p.m., Milwaukee will see 83 percent sun coverage (peaking around 1:18 p.m.). As you hunt for a last-minute pair of solar glasses, check out some of the ways places in and around Milwaukee will ring in the once in a lifetime occasion. Celebrate the rare astronomical occurrence with viewing parties, eclipse cookies, food and drink specials, an appearance by Planetary Geoscientist Kevin Joestgen, and more.

1. Lights Out Lunch @ Lowlands Group restaurants
People go nuts for one-time restaurant pop-ups, right? Well, for just a few hours on August 21, all Lowlands Grand Cafes will apply those pop-up principles to a blot-out menu. Between noon and 2:30 p.m., every Lowlands establishment will celebrate “Lights Out Lunch” by offering drink specials, pinhole viewers, and “eclipse-themed” food specials like The Eclipse Burger, Blue Moon-Mosa, and a “cosmic twist on the traditional White Russian” called Moon Pie Orange Cream.

2. Milwaukee Area Science Advocates @ American Science & Surplus
Beginning at 11:30 a.m., the wonderful American Science & Surplus will put on a MASA-affiliated event that’s to include the use of telescopes and solar glasses, as well as an appearance by Planetary Geoscientist Kevin Joestgen. While you’re there, buy some of those mini rubber hands.

3. Milwaukee Public Library viewing events @ various library branches
Milwaukee Public Library
(and other libraries just outside city limits) are going all out for the today’s special event. Most sites will have glasses to distribute and NASA streams of the eclipse inside their facilities. Some branches are having games, stories, and food trucks on hand. Check your local library to see what’s going on there.

4. MPM viewing party @ Milwaukee Public Museum
Starting at 10 a.m., Milwaukee Public Museum will host a viewing party that comes complete with educational demos, eclipse glasses to share, special telescopes, and a live feed from NASA.

5. Solar Eclipse Cookies and Solar Eclipse Cakes @ National Bakery & Deli
Again, the last time a total solar eclipse made its way across the entirety of the contiguous United States was 1918. Seven years later, National Bakery & Deli opened. The long-running Milwaukee bakery has sold thousands of its “solar eclipse cookies” in the last week or so, and interest has grown so much that they’ve expanded to eclipse cakes. Both items are available at all three National Bakery & Deli locations through tomorrow. Act now or be forced to wait decades to try a Solar Eclipse Cookie. Otherwise, you can always just eat a cookie that’s frosted with a different design because it’s all the same shit anyway.

6. Solar Eclipse Party @ Three Cellars (Oak Creek)
Since eclipses are rare and all, it’s only right that people can feel free to enjoy a drink or two without judgement. If you care to watch history in style, Oak Creek’s Three Cellars location has you covered with an inventive special. From noon to 1 p.m., light-colored beers and glasses of white wine will be 50 percent off. Between 1 p.m. and 2 p.m., the savings will shift to dark beers and glasses of red wine. The original special will return at 2 p.m. Oh, and the first 50 patrons will get a free pair of eclipse glasses.

7. Tree School Special Eclipse Edition @ Seven Bridges
Each month, a group called Holistic Moms Network holds a session of “Tree School.” Given the rarity of today’s event, the Milwaukee chapter’s August meeting has been dubbed a “special eclipse edition” of Tree School. Starting at 10:45 a.m., HMN is inviting eclipse enthusiasts to a small viewing party at Picnic Shelter 5A at Seven Bridges in South Milwaukee. Bring your own lunch.

8. The Sun’s Disappearing Act @ Manfred Olson Planetarium
UW-Milwaukee is hosting a proper eclipse party (more on that below), but the school’s Manfred Olson Planetarium will also cap off a run of theatrical performances of The Sun’s Disappearing Act, “exploring the science, history, and culture of solar eclipses,” with a show at 11:15 a.m. Tickets are $5.

9. UWM Solar Eclipse 2017 @ Manfred Olson Planetarium
As noted directly above, UW-Milwaukee’s Manfred Olson Planetarium will be commemorating this rare astronomical experience with a NASA-sponsored soiree. Beyond the aforementioned theater show, UWM Solar Eclipse 2017 will offer short “Eclipse 101” presentations at the Physics Building (1900 East Kenwood Blvd.) throughout the event. The free party (with a $5 suggested donation) runs from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. and will also include music from The Belle Weather, raffle prizes, food and drinks for purchase from Meat On The Street, lawn games, and a bounce house. More info here.

10. Wehr Nature Center viewing party @ Whitnall Park
If you find yourself near Hales Corners once the eclipse starts, the Wehr Nature has you covered (literally) from noon until the occurrence’s conclusion with glasses for sale or available for sharing.

11. Whitefish Bay community viewing party @ Schoolhouse Park
At 12:45 p.m., Schoolhouse Park in Whitefish Bay will host a community viewing party. Eclipse glasses will be given to the first 100 in attendance. After that, they’ll be available for purchase at $2 a pop.

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Before co-founding Milwaukee Record, Tyler Maas wrote for virtually every Milwaukee publication (except Wassup! Magazine). He lives in Bay View and enjoys both stuff and things.