Tired and weary from another day of serving as Milwaukee County Sheriff joylessly trolling the Internet, David A. Clarke, Jr. broke the shocking news last night that the grassroots Black Lives Matter movement and jihadist extremist group ISIS will soon be “joining forces” to “being [sic] down our legal constituted republic.” “You heard it first here,” Clarke tweeted, cementing his role as trusted news-breaker and Milwaukee County Sheriff joyless Internet troll.
Before long, Black Lies Matter will join forces with ISIS to being down our legal constituted republic. You heard it first here.
— David A. Clarke, Jr. (@SheriffClarke) October 28, 2015
The breaking news came on the same day the tireless county sheriff joyless Internet troll took to FOX News to deny the existence of police brutality and racism. Today, Clarke reportedly plans to keep Milwaukee County safe look back on that one tweet where he joked about Caitlyn Jenner self-identifying as a car. You heard it first here.