Late Sunday night, after a devastating and all-too-familiar Green Bay Packers loss in the NFC Championship Game, I completed a goofy project I had started the previous week: a Nintendo Switch virtual pinball cabinet/controller made entirely out of LEGO bricks. Why? WHY NOT. Also: WHY, PACKERS, WHY!?
HERE’S THE LEFT FLIPPER BUTTON:
HERE’S THE RIGHT FLIPPER BUTTON UGH I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE WE LOST:
HERE’S THE WHOLE THING INCLUDING THE BACKGLASS WHICH IS JUST A STATIC PICTURE ON A PHONE GOD I HATE TOM BRADY:
HERE’S A VIDEO WHERE I EXPLAIN EVERYTHING CAN YOU BELIEVE WE INTERCEPTED THE BALL 76 TIMES AND WE STILL CAME UP WITH NOTHING AND OF COURSE IT ALL ENDED WITH A FLAG AND GEE WHIZ AT LEAST WE GOT THAT FIELD GOLD THANKS LAFLEUR:
HERE’S MY PACKERS THREAD FROM SUNDAY THAT PRETTY MUCH COVERS THE EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER WE ALL WENT THROUGH SORRY FOR THE CAPS YEP THE BILLS LOST TOO UGH:
TURN IT OFF
— Matt Wild (@ByMattWild) January 24, 2021
I LOVE YOU PACKERS I NEVER DOUBTED YOU
— Matt Wild (@ByMattWild) January 24, 2021
UGH TROY AIKMAN JUST KEEPS TALKING
— Matt Wild (@ByMattWild) January 24, 2021
HEY SIRI WHAT TIME DO THE PACKERS PLAY
— Matt Wild (@ByMattWild) January 24, 2021
INTERCEPTION THERE IS A GOD
— Matt Wild (@ByMattWild) January 24, 2021
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
— Matt Wild (@ByMattWild) January 24, 2021
OK WE JUST NEED TO INTERCEPT IT 7 MORE TIMES AND MAYBE WE’LL GET A FIRST DOWN
— Matt Wild (@ByMattWild) January 24, 2021
OH COURSE THIS IS HOW IT ENDS OF COURSE OF COURSE OF COURSE GOOD NIGHT
— Matt Wild (@ByMattWild) January 24, 2021
AND A FINAL TYPO TO BOOT OH WELL THANKS FOR A FUN SEASON PACKERS GO BILLS
— Matt Wild (@ByMattWild) January 24, 2021
Thanks to my brother-in-law for all the LEGO bricks. Virtual pinball on the Switch (Pinball FX3, to be exact) is a lot of fun.
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