Unlike the typical Saturday Night Live sketch, let’s keep this mercifully brief: On Saturday night, SNL ran a sketch called “Wisconsin Women.” It featured Kate McKinnon, Cecily Strong, and host Jennifer Lopez playing the proprietors of a Wisconsin hardware store. It also featured Kate McKinnon, Cecily Strong, and host Jennifer Lopez speaking in…some sort of accents. They’re supposed to be Wisconsin accents, we guess, but good grief, they make the Manitowoc Minute guy sound like Laurence Olivier.

Anyway, we don’t know what the punchline is—or if there is a punchline—because we only made it 51 seconds before we had to turn it off. At least we got to hear J.Lo say “AICH DON NO IF YA HERD BUT YER DEEP IN WISCAAANSIN’S BEAR COUNTRY.”

Please post your own tap-out times in the comments below.

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