Milwaukee Vap and 20 other misspelled local businesses

On May 28, some of the world’s brightest kids and adolescents will compete in the 90th Scripps National Spelling Bee (better known as the “National Spelling Bee“). The televised event is an amazing display of intellect, poise, and asking for words to be used in a sentence. By June 3, one child prodigy will leave a Maryland convention center with $40,000, which is bound to make most of us adults feel like total dummies.

To get you ready for the Bee, and to boost your ego when some little squirt from rural Oklahoma wins your annual salary for spelling “promyshlennik” or some shit, here’s a bunch of Milwaukee area businesses you can probably out-spell. Whether they use Z to pluralize words, opt to omit letters for the sake of style, butcher the word “dog” or toss around K’s with reckless abandon, none of these local establishments would make it out of a spelling bee’s qualifying round.

1. Best Friendz Klubhouse