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Over the weekend, professional internet troll, hat-wearer, television pundit, podcast host, speaker, and, oh yeah, Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clarke made headlines when he tweeted it was “pitchforks and torches” time, people. “It’s incredible that our institutions of gov, WH, Congress, DOJ, and big media are corrupt & all we do is bitch,” bitched Clarke. “Pitchforks and torches time.” Much like Jem And The Holograms, Clarke’s latest tweet was truly outrageous.

One of the many people in the lapdog accomplice liberal Big Media who took Clarke to task for his newest “my stepmom is a total bitch”-level provocation was Journal Sentinel watchdog columnist Daniel Bice. Bice recapped Clarke’s tweets, and also noted the sheriff had recently purchased a new AR-15 semiautomatic rifle, as one does. But this morning, Clarke and his Twitter followers took things to a whole new schoolyard level by whipping up—and, in Clarke’s case, RTing—a meme about the sheriff totally beating up the mild-mannered JS columnist. Come on, guys! Fight by the bike racks after school!

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In a series of his own tweets, Bice noted this wasn’t the first time he’d been threatened or harassed by Clarke and his supporters:

Clarke couldn’t be reached for comment, as he was still thinking about Chris Abele’s dick. Bice couldn’t be reached for comment, either, as he is currently suffering from Sheriff Clarke Derangement Syndrome.