Hey! There’s a public meeting at the Mitchell Park Domes on Tuesday, June 26 at 6 p.m. to discuss, well, the Mitchell Park Domes. The Domes Task Force is hosting the informational meeting and will be asking the public to choose from eight possible options for the Domes’ future. As we previously reported, one of those options involves installing a totally sweet zipline in the Show Dome. Let’s all go to tomorrow’s meeting and vote for that one. (You can also vote online.)

The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel has more information. Here’s our original piece from May 30:

For nearly two years now, a county task force charged with figuring out what the hell to do with the troubled Mitchell Park Conservatory Domes has been desperately trying to figure out what the hell to do with the troubled Mitchell Park Conservatory Domes. Now, with the future of the conical Milwaukee horticultural wonders hanging in the balance, the task force has come up with eight options—a few of which involve installing a totally sweet zipline in the Show Dome oh hell yeah.

First, some background: Way back in February 2016, the Domes were temporarily closed when chunks of fallen concrete were discovered in the Desert Dome. Controversy, death knells, and the gnashing of teeth followed. Public outcry over the Domes has since cooled, but the aforementioned task force has been dutifully meeting every month or so, figuring out what it is they’re supposed to do, and, with the help of Boston-based economic consulting firm ConsultEcon, occasionally releasing options for the future (or non-future) of the Domes. Their latest options—which they plan to push this summer—include some doozies. They are:

Option 1: Do Nothing
Option 2: Demolish Domes, Retain Greenhouses
Option 3: Only Address Deferred Maintenance
Option 4: Targeted Investments
Option 5A: EcoDome Destination Attraction
Option 5B: Adventure Dome Destination Attraction
Option 6A: Hybrid Redevelopment EcoDome Destination Attraction
Option 6B: Hybrid Redevelopment Adventure Dome Destination Attraction

Okay, so the “Do Nothing” and “Demolish Domes” options seem pretty self-expla…Did someone say ADVENTURE DOME DESTINATION ATTRACTION and HYBRID REDEVELOPMENT ADVENTURE DOME DESTINATION ATTRACTION? WHAAAAA?!

Yes, both of these pie-in-the-sky options imagine either a retrofitted or a brand new, futuristic Show Dome stocked with xtreme things like a canopy walk, climbing structures, and, yes, ziplines. So long, Kooky Cooky house; hello Monster Energy Drink Bungee Bridge. The slides speak for themselves:

Will Milwaukee County taxpayers be interested in shelling out up to $95 million to turn the safe and staid Show Dome—usually home to flower displays and model train demos—into a glorified American Ninja Warrior training ground? Probably not. Would it be totally awesome to fly around one of the Domes on a zipline? LET’S BUCKLE UP, DO THE DEW, AND THINK BIG, MILWAUKEE.

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