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      Tyler Maas
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      Milwaukee Record Staff
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      Milwaukee Record Staff
      June 15, 2026
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      Matt Wild
      June 15, 2026
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      Milwaukee Record Staff
      June 12, 2026
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      Matt Wild
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      Matt Wild
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      Matt Wild
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      June 13, 2026
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      Milwaukee Record Staff
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      Milwaukee Record Staff
      June 12, 2026
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      Kyle Arpke
      June 11, 2026
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      Caleb Westphal
      June 12, 2026
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      Juan Miguel Martinez
      June 12, 2026
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      Matt Wild
      June 11, 2026
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      Matt Wild
      June 11, 2026
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      Matt Wild
      June 8, 2026
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      Matt Wild
      June 7, 2026
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      November 19, 2014
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      June 10, 2026
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      Tyler Maas
      March 25, 2026
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      Tyler Maas
      March 24, 2026
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      Matt Wild
      February 24, 2026
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      Tyler Maas
      February 18, 2026
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      Tyler Maas
      December 8, 2025
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      October 10, 2014
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      Michael Viers
      June 15, 2026
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      Dodging death threats and outing senators: Remembering Milwaukee public access show ‘The Queer Program’

      Tad Kriofske Mainella
      June 2, 2026
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      Matt Wild
      May 26, 2026
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      Tyler Maas
      May 21, 2026
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      Milwaukee Film announces 2026 festival attendance and winners, 2027 festival dates

      Matt Wild
      May 7, 2026
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      Matt Wild
      May 1, 2026
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      Tyler Maas
      June 16, 2021
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      Matt Wild
      June 12, 2026
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      Matt Wild
      June 10, 2026
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      Matt Wild
      June 10, 2026
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      Matt Wild
      May 29, 2026
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      Tyler Maas
      May 27, 2026
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      Matt Wild
      May 20, 2026
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      Matt Wild
      June 9, 2026
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      Tyler Maas
      June 3, 2026
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      Matt Wild
      May 26, 2026
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      Tyler Maas
      May 7, 2026
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      Milwaukee Record Staff
      April 29, 2026
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      Matt Wild
      April 9, 2026
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      September 23, 2025
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      June 2, 2026
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      Rick Katschke
      May 26, 2026
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      Rick Katschke
      May 19, 2026
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      Rick Katschke
      May 12, 2026
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      Rick Katschke
      May 5, 2026
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Justin Kern believes the difference between a weather forecast and a "Futurecast" remains hidden behind a wider conspiracy propagated by a powerful cabal of TV meteorologists. He also claims to have discovered the Bay View "Earth Handle" (on Homer near Howell, ask for a tour!). Some of the notes he makes can be heard by the bands Crappy Dracula 2, Fudgy, Solutions, Amnesiac Couriers, Buffalo Bills Boogie, and ADMEN. Some of his other words can be found at justinallankern.com.

The Bucks lost and Brother Ron got his car towed

Justin Kern
April 28, 2019
"… Babylon is nothing else than an infinite game of chance." –Jorge Luis Borges The entire sports world stared at Milwaukee, for a while, through a camera's funnel cartography on Sunday afternoon. It felt ri...

Orchestral maneuvers in the dark: Creative uncertainty shapes Milwaukee’s emerging DIY chamber scene

Justin Kern
December 6, 2016
Riles Walsh flips through sheets of poster-sized paper composed of handmade symbols, blown up 16 times his original scribbles in black on white. These symbols seem familiar—perhaps from one of those expensive...

The last (alleyway) picture show? Paul’s Alley Cinema and the dying art of renegade showmanship

Justin Kern
May 5, 2016
// Paul Dorobialski saw the light. The blaring white light from a city utility pole, to be precise, the one that had been burned out or smashed or painted over since the early 1990s. The existence of this l...

A different kind of Purple Rain: Prince’s damp message to a Milwaukee fan

Justin Kern
April 22, 2016
Your own office parties can carry an air of forced interaction. Attending someone else's office get-together removes one layer of humanity from this equation and in its place slaps on all the enjoyment of apply...

Malled by bears: A review of the Leonard Bearstein Symphony Orchestra at the Shops of Grand Avenue

Justin Kern
December 8, 2015
// Three facts: 1. Should a sleuth of real bears gather at the center of a mall, people would scatter in terror. 2. No self-respecting human symphony could be denigrated into playing among the clamor of a s...

Funny and flustered, new laureate Matt Cook scribbles loose plans for Milwaukee’s poets

Justin Kern
August 19, 2015
When is a poet not like an HVAC repair guy? When are they definitely, finally, maybe freed from the lacy cuffs of Wordsworth and worthy of serious attention—or at least recognition from the mothers of the neigh...
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