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      Tyler Maas
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      Matt Wild
      September 3, 2026
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      Matt Wild
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      Matt Wild
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      Milwaukee Record Staff
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      Matt Wild
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      Tyler Maas
      October 17, 2018
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      Tyler Maas
      September 1, 2026
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      Tyler Maas
      September 1, 2026
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      Mitch DeSantis
      August 30, 2026
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      Matt Wild
      August 25, 2026
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      Matt Wild
      August 25, 2026
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      August 24, 2026
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      July 23, 2024
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      June 10, 2026
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      Tyler Maas
      March 25, 2026
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      Tyler Maas
      March 24, 2026
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      Matt Wild
      February 24, 2026
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      Tyler Maas
      February 18, 2026
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      January 21, 2015
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      September 2, 2026
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      August 26, 2026
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      Matt Wild
      August 20, 2026
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      Matt Wild
      August 19, 2026
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      Matt Wild
      August 18, 2026
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      Matt Wild
      July 31, 2026
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      September 19, 2014
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      Matt Wild
      September 3, 2026
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      Cal Roach
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      Matt Wild
      July 21, 2026
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      Matt Wild
      July 14, 2026
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      Tyler Maas
      July 13, 2026
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      July 7, 2026
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      October 17, 2019
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      August 24, 2026
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      August 21, 2026
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      August 21, 2026
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      August 10, 2026
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      Tad Kriofske Mainella
      August 3, 2026
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      July 23, 2026
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      September 16, 2022
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      September 1, 2026
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      August 25, 2026
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      Rick Katschke
      August 18, 2026
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      Rick Katschke
      August 11, 2026
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      Rick Katschke
      August 4, 2026
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      Rick Katschke
      July 28, 2026
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Justin Kern believes the difference between a weather forecast and a "Futurecast" remains hidden behind a wider conspiracy propagated by a powerful cabal of TV meteorologists. He also claims to have discovered the Bay View "Earth Handle" (on Homer near Howell, ask for a tour!). Some of the notes he makes can be heard by the bands Crappy Dracula 2, Fudgy, Solutions, Amnesiac Couriers, Buffalo Bills Boogie, and ADMEN. Some of his other words can be found at justinallankern.com.

The Bucks lost and Brother Ron got his car towed

Justin Kern
April 28, 2019
"… Babylon is nothing else than an infinite game of chance." –Jorge Luis Borges The entire sports world stared at Milwaukee, for a while, through a camera's funnel cartography on Sunday afternoon. It felt ri...

Orchestral maneuvers in the dark: Creative uncertainty shapes Milwaukee’s emerging DIY chamber scene

Justin Kern
December 6, 2016
Riles Walsh flips through sheets of poster-sized paper composed of handmade symbols, blown up 16 times his original scribbles in black on white. These symbols seem familiar—perhaps from one of those expensive...

The last (alleyway) picture show? Paul’s Alley Cinema and the dying art of renegade showmanship

Justin Kern
May 5, 2016
// Paul Dorobialski saw the light. The blaring white light from a city utility pole, to be precise, the one that had been burned out or smashed or painted over since the early 1990s. The existence of this l...

A different kind of Purple Rain: Prince’s damp message to a Milwaukee fan

Justin Kern
April 22, 2016
Your own office parties can carry an air of forced interaction. Attending someone else's office get-together removes one layer of humanity from this equation and in its place slaps on all the enjoyment of apply...

Malled by bears: A review of the Leonard Bearstein Symphony Orchestra at the Shops of Grand Avenue

Justin Kern
December 8, 2015
// Three facts: 1. Should a sleuth of real bears gather at the center of a mall, people would scatter in terror. 2. No self-respecting human symphony could be denigrated into playing among the clamor of a s...

Funny and flustered, new laureate Matt Cook scribbles loose plans for Milwaukee’s poets

Justin Kern
August 19, 2015
When is a poet not like an HVAC repair guy? When are they definitely, finally, maybe freed from the lacy cuffs of Wordsworth and worthy of serious attention—or at least recognition from the mothers of the neigh...
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