Earlier this month, we dropped in on the Twitter feed of Kato Kaelin—he of faded “former O.J. Simpson houseguest” fame—and rounded up some of his delightfully angry tweets during the Green Bay Packers / Detroit Lions game. Turns out the 56-year-old Kaelin hails from Milwaukee, keeps up on Wisconsin sports, and absolutely loses his shit every time the Packers fuck up. To quote the man himself: “FUK!! Rodgers u BLOW @packers – fn PUKE.”
And that was during an eventual packers win. So how did Kaelin feel about last night’s humiliating loss to the Arizona Cardinals? We’ll give you one PUKE PUKE VOMIT PUKE guess.
Damn it. Cmon @packers – get ur head in the game
— Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) December 27, 2015
F!! The concessions dude can tackle better than @packers – ru fn kidding me. WNBA tackles better
— Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) December 27, 2015
The @packers SUCK at 3rd and less than 1. How can that be. LACY IS 500lbs- just fall forward. 1st down by a belly everytime
— Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) December 27, 2015
WTF Rodgers @packers – Who was that pass for Manute Bol?
— Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) December 27, 2015
I’m on the road @packers – finding game on radio. Maybe packers tackle better on radio
— Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) December 27, 2015
F it!! Going to watch on @espn app while driving. No body in car pool lane anyway
— Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) December 27, 2015
G-d damn it. Please @packers don’t keep sucking. McCarthy just try Janis & Abracadabra or whatever that dudes name is #Abba #Abberderis
— Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) December 27, 2015
The @packers defense has already made golf reservations – they are VOMIT. No joke. I Hate this team. SUNDAY RUINED & CHRISTMAS – fire capers
— Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) December 27, 2015
Rodgers is not the same @packers – now he’s on some CBS show. It’s the curse of Rocky lll – Mr.T was focused & Rocky wasnt
— Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) December 27, 2015
Would someone please check the ID of the @packers QB. It can’t be Aaron Rodgers. Is Scott Hunter still on the team?
— Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) December 27, 2015
Rodger u just blow. Become a country singer or whatever because u have blown this opportunity @packers -we had a chance before half
— Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) December 27, 2015
HEY RODGERS, film another State Farm commercial for DISCOUNT DOUBLE CHOKE
— Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) December 27, 2015
I’m out- @packers once again disappoint state of Wisconsin
— Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) December 27, 2015
Ha ha- @packers total Vomit. Sunday infomercial is better TV. If McCarthy and Capers must get fired. The O- line is cheese. SWISS FN CHEESE
— Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) December 27, 2015
The @packers do not deserve a charter flight home. Not even a @SouthwestAir flt. Please have packers hitch hike. His team is AWFUL. #OVER
— Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) December 27, 2015