Hey! Remember Kato Kaelin? If you’re a People v. O. J. Simpson fan, you probably know him as Simpson’s former floppy-haired houseguest. If you’re a Green Bay Packers fan, you probably know him as a Milwaukee native who goes absolutely apocalyptic on Twitter every time the Packers (or the Brewers) don’t play up to snuff. Hell, he sometimes loses it when they’re playing well.
Anyway, in case you want to relive last night’s Packers loss to the Minnesota Vikings, why not do so through the hair-trigger, foul-mouthed, and hilarious tweets of Kato Kaelin? (Sample: “Are u FN kidding me @packers ? U guys are the same Vomit the @Brewers R. This is so painful. Why Packers, Why? FK!!”) Kaelin, who was apparently “working on a show,” at the Emmys, or both last night, had nothing but PUKE PUKE LITERAL PUKE for Aaron Rodgers and the Pack. Oh, and don’t even get him started on announcer Cris Collinsworth.
SHUT UP COLLINGSWORTH @packers
— Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) September 19, 2016
I’m working on a show tonight but watching the @packers under perform. Cmon GB! Please stop sucking & fn Win
— Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) September 19, 2016
Is Aaron Rodgers playing today or is this Scott Hunter? F!! @packers
— Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) September 19, 2016
What the F @packers ? This is not good. The Vikings? Really? I’m getting worried. Don’t be @Brewers
— Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) September 19, 2016
Is it just my TV or does Chris COLLINGSWORTH ever stop talking? Rather listen to Mrs. BUTTERWORTH @packers
— Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) September 19, 2016
I’m so fn pissed right now @packers game. The refs control the game and CHEAT. 1 ref gives the Pack a 1st down and the paid off ref doesn’t
— Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) September 19, 2016
Are u FN kidding me @packers ? U guys are the same Vomit the @Brewers R. This is so painful. Why Packers, Why? FK!!
— Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) September 19, 2016
Now defense do ur job @packers – just win!!
— Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) September 19, 2016
At @TheEmmys but my mind is watching @packers – just win! #OnWisconsin pic.twitter.com/VjJUbEeg8i
— Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) September 19, 2016
F! @packers
— Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) September 19, 2016
I’m puking. Literally PUKING @packers – good bye Twitter fn goodbye
— Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) September 19, 2016
FU @NFL refs @packers NO FN WAY! SHUT UP COLLINGSWORTH SHUT UP
— Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) September 19, 2016