Hello. Hey. Daniel just wants to hang with you at the empty Shops of Grand Avenue.

Hello. Hey. Why won’t you hang out with Daniel at the empty Shops of Grand Avenue? Don’t you know who Daniel is? Well, neither do we, really, other than the fact that he has a previous song called “i love u” (this song is called “a friend”), and that he’s tied to the mysterious internet fever dream BangLocalDads. We’re 75-percent sure the dude(s?) from BangLocalDads hates us for some reason, but sometimes he’ll send us stuff and we’ll write about it. Like we wouldn’t write about something related to the Shops of Grand Avenue.

Enjoy this song and video. Here’s what’s going on with the Grand Avenue these days. Here are some depressing pictures. We really miss that Culver’s.