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Merry Dickmas: Etsy’s top 50 dong-themed holiday cards

Milwaukee Record Staff
December 8, 2020
In need of some late Christmas cards for co-workers, we recently ventured over to Etsy to see if we could find something unique and hopefully a little bit funny. After typing in something dull like "Funny Chris...
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