Last November we brought you the news that holy fucking shit the Brewers are giving away a Bob Uecker talking alarm clock this season. The All-Fan Giveaway will be available at the July 10, 2016 Brewers/Cardinals game, and will feature Bob Uecker saying “Get up…get up…get outta bed!” Holy fucking shit.
Last week, the Brewers revealed a video of said Bob Uecker talking alarm clock in action, and holy fucking shit how did we miss it until now? No matter, here it is, and it’s even better than we fucking imagined. We’ll never turn you off, Ueck. Never.