Baseball! Brewers! Giveaways! Is there anything better! No!

So let’s just cut to the chase: Here’s the Milwaukee Brewers’ 2019 giveaway schedule. Highlights include a Christian Yelich bobblehead (cue the Christian Yelich song), a Prince Fielder bobblehead, some hats, and a fanny pack. Tragically absent, however, is any sort of Bob Uecker-themed giveaway. What gives? We’ll just be over here with our Uecker bobbleheads and Uecker talking alarm clocks and Uecker talking can openers, crossing our fingers for the TBD bobblehead.

Sunday, March 31 – Cardinals
Jesús Aguilar Bobblehead (all fans)

Friday, May 3 – Mets
Short-sleeve T-shirt (first 10,000 fans)

Sunday, May 5 – Mets
Jeremy Jeffress Bobblehead (all fans)

Friday, June 7 – Pirates
Can Holder (first 10,000 fans 21+)

Sunday, June 9 – Pirates
Christian Yelich Bobblehead (all fans)

Sunday, June 23 – Reds
Fanny Pack (all fans)

Friday, June 28 – Pirates
Trucker Hat (first 10,000 fans)

Sunday, June 30 – Pirates
Prince Fielder Bobblehead (all fans)

Sunday, July 14 – Giants
Cecil Cooper Replica Jersey (all fans)

Friday, August 9 – Rangers
Strapback Hat (first 10,000 fans 21+)

Sunday, August 11 – Rangers
Josh Hader Bobblehead (all fans)

Sunday, August 25 – D-backs
TBD Bobblehead (all fans)