Why are we here? What happens when we die? Why is the world in love again? Yes, life is full of questions. Luckily, Wisconsin’s newspaper of record, the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, is here to answer them. And ask them.
If you follow the Journal Sentinel (and/or subscribe, which you totally should), you’ve likely noticed it constructs many of its headlines in the form of questions. When seen together in a social media feed, these questions create a cacophony of endless inquires about topics both big and and small. And if those questions are collected and rearranged sans context, they can be turned into something like found poetry. Or, at the very least, like those videos where Jonathan Frakes asks you things.
So please enjoy this inaugural Milwaukee Journal Sentinel headline poem, crafted from headlines that ran in April. And seriously, subscribe.
April
Are severe thunderstorms happening more often in Wisconsin?
Do the Bucks want to keep Giannis?
Is Brice Turang interested in an extension?
Can a bad review lead to court?
When does Milwaukee County use its outdoor weather warning sirens?
When does Wisconsin typically get its first tornado of the year?
When does Justin Bieber hit the Coachella stage?
When do new episodes of ‘Euphoria’ come out?
When is the 2026 Boston Marathon?
How polluted are Wisconsin waterways?
Are more severe thunderstorms headed for Milwaukee on April 15?
Is the frequency of golf ball-sized hail evidence of climate change?
Are thunderstorms more likely to form at night?
Wisconsin storms caused food loss?
Hailstorms in April?
Is Wisconsin going to hire another football GM?
Who could be the next Milwaukee Bucks coach?
Who would you choose as the next Milwaukee Bucks coach?
Who are the Milwaukee Bucks coaches in the Jon Horst era?
Will Aaron Rodgers play for Steelers in 2026?
Did Port Washington voters stop a $458 million data center project?
How do Wisconsin’s Gen Z voters feel about ICE, AI and Trump?
What time does ‘Love Island: Beyond the Villa’ season 2 come out?
What time is Wrestlemania today?
What time does the NFL Draft start tonight?
What channel is the NFL Draft on tonight?
What are the Green Bay Packers’ picks in the 2026 NFL draft?
Why don’t the Packers have a first-round draft pick tonight?
What Wisconsin counties get the most tornado warnings?
What’s the difference between a tornado warning and a tornado watch?
How did the winter of 2025-26 stack up according to DNR’s annual gauge?
How much did it rain in Milwaukee on Wednesday, April 15?
Could any Milwaukee restaurants earn Michelin stars?
Want Usher, Chris Brown tour tickets?
Where’s Gridlife? Where’s Adam Carolla?
Is there a cap on how much my landlord can raise my rent in Wisconsin?
Can I break my lease if I have a Section 8 housing voucher in Milwaukee?
Do about half the states have a constitutional right to hunt and fish?
What can and can’t you recycle in Wisconsin?
Love Pub subs?
Will it be a hot summer in Wisconsin?
Do you have hail photos?
Is there a Brewer game today?
Rain again?
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