In a year that just keeps getting worse and worse, at least there’s this:
To quote Hedley Lamarr: kinky.
Yep, for only $20 and a minimum food and drink bill ($65 Friday-Sunday, $50 Monday-Thursday), you and one (1) loved one can chill out for a full 90 minutes inside Bernie Brewer’s Original Chalet (located inside Lakefront Brewery, overlooking the 200-barrel fermenters). While there, you’ll enjoy complimentary beverages, a complimentary heart-shaped dessert pretzel, and the complimentary knowledge that you’re dining in the original home-run home of Bernie Brewer. “A perfect way to celebrate any special occasion with a loved one,” says a Lakefront press release. Indeed.
Online reservations are available every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday beginning Friday, October 16. Make those reservations HERE. Want a weekday reservation? Call 414-292-0803 or email email@example.com. “Reservations during the week will likely occur while they’re hard at work down in the brewery and a quiet experience cannot be promised,” warns a press release.
Also, only in 2020 does the sentence “Reservations will be kept to a strict 90 minutes so they can properly clean the chalet for the next couple” not sound super smutty.
Here’s the full press release:
LAKEFRONT BREWERY OFFERS “DATE NIGHT” IN BERNIE’S CHALET
Starting this Friday, Oct. 16th, reserve a romantic night for two in Bernie Brewer’s Original Chalet.
MILWAUKEE (October 14th, 2020) – Lakefront Brewery continues to find new ways to safely welcome guests to their brewery. This time, they’ve turned to romance by offering date night reservations for two in Bernie Brewer’s Original Chalet overlooking the 200-barrel fermenters in Lakefront’s cellar. A perfect way to celebrate any special occasion with a loved one.
Reservations are 90 minutes and include a flight of beer (or a beverage of choice) and a heart-shaped dessert pretzel. Additional beer and food can be ordered from a server. Online reservations are available every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Request a weekday reservation by calling 414-292-0803 or by emailing firstname.lastname@example.org. Reservations during the week will likely occur while they’re hard at work down in the brewery and a quiet experience cannot be promised.
A minimum food & drink spend is required during your chalet reservation. With the $20 reservation price included, the following minimums must be met:
Weekend – $65 (Friday, Saturday, Sunday)
Weekday – $50 (Monday – Thursday)
Please adhere to all of Lakefront Brewery’s social distancing guidelines by keeping 6-foot distance from other groups. Masks must be worn unless eating or drinking in Bernie’s Chalet. Reservations will be kept to a strict 90 minutes so they can properly clean the chalet for the next couple. Must be 21 or older for any alcoholic consumption. Tax and gratuity are extra.