Satirical warhorse The Onion made news last week when it unveiled the existence of Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile, a 20-minute “yes, this is real” doc/mockumentary created by The Onion.
“Forget everything you already know about America’s most notorious dead person,” reads the film’s description. “Featuring never-before-seen interviews and footage, Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile succeeds where hundreds of previous documentaries have failed, finally uncovering the truth behind one of America’s most notorious sex perverts. […] It’s an unforgettable, thought-provoking night of films at the movies that is sure to be enjoyed by both hardcore cinephiles and theater masturbators alike.”
Want to see the sure-to-be-unhinged doc/mock for yourself? You’re in luck, because it will screen at Cudahy’s X-Ray Arcade on Friday, October 17. It’ll be joined by a screening of The Onion‘s “highly influential reality series” Sex House, which is/was also a thing.
The free, all-ages, first-come-first-served event begins at 8 p.m. Doors open at 7 p.m. Good luck!
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