Last week, outspoken Milwaukee Streetcar opponent Ald. Joe Dudzik made news by farting out this incredible bullshit on the radio:
“There’s going to be a couple of assaults, or maybe a rape or a shooting on one of these streetcars and the millennials who claim they are going to be riding this thing are going to be nowhere to be seen, and we’re going to be stuck with the ongoing maintenance cost forever.”
Today, Dudzik—who has yet to apologize for the above “remarks,” because why should he? You’re totally going to get raped and shot on that fucking streetcar, people!—has made news again by taking a bold stand against something almost as scary as black people streetcar rape: food trucks. Yep, food trucks. According to Fox 6:
Milwaukee Alderman Joe Dudzik says he wants to ban food trucks in his district. It’s a proposal the Public Safety Committee approved Thursday, January 29th.
Food trucks are now banned in Milwaukee’s 11th Aldermanic District.
The law goes line-by-line, banning trucks on every major street and side street in the district.
It bans selling anything from parked vehicles, but the law targets food trucks.
Dudzik says the problem is traffic in intersections.
“You put a panel truck and a couple people pulling over to have a hamburger or hot dog — whatever they want, sushi, became a real problem,” Dudzik said.
Oh for fuck’s sake. We mean…seriously. Ugh. This fucking guy. Well, it’s Friday and it’s almost 5, so we’re just going to leave it at that. Happy weekend, Milwaukee! Please don’t pull over for a hamburger or hot dog (or sushi?) when you’re driving this weekend! And if you’re one of those people who use public transportation, enjoy all the rapes and shootings that come along with it! (The mind reels at the rape/shooting/congestion potential of fixed rail food trucks.)