Let it be known that with 47 days left in summer, and with 87 days remaining until Halloween, Halloween stuff is popping up at Milwaukee CVS locations. We spotted a dollop of said stuff at our neighborhood CVS on Sunday:
We expect there’ll be three reactions to this Very Important Post. In ascending order of Halloween obsessiveness, they are:
1. “Halloween stuff? Already? It’s only August 5! Ridiculous!”
2. “Yay! Bring on the spooky season! I love Halloween!”
3. “Whatever. I saw stuff at my CVS back in June and it’s all junk and it doesn’t hold a candle to my 1:6 figure of Sam from Trick ‘r Treat. Also, I’m already stocking up on booze for Joe Bob’s Nightmareathon on August 30, and Halloween III: Season Of The Witch is the best Halloween.”
In other Advance Halloween News, Milwaukee Film is currently in the midst of its “Creepy Kids” series at the Oriental Theatre. This week/weekend: Village Of The Damned and Poltergeist!
Take it away, Ministry!
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