december, 2021

thu09dec8:00 pmA John Waters Christmas...It's A Yuletide Massacre8:00 pm Turner Hall Ballroom

Event Details

Sometimes it’s best to let a press release do the talking. Take it away, John Waters! “Merry Fistmas! Season’s Beatings! Happy Hole-A-Day. Like a nutcase, St. Nick for Christmas crazies, John Waters, ‘gutter’ filmmaker (Mondo TrashoCecil B. DementedA Dirty Shame), tawdry stand-up comedian (This Filthy World) and author of many appalling books (Role ModelsCarsickMr. Know-It-All) is on tour again with a whole new bag of holiday filth for bad little boys and girls everywhere. Both Santa and Jesus will send their regrets when this ho-ho-homo lets loose about reindeer virgin births, the illegally squatting Christ-child and chubby-chasing Mrs. Clause. There’ll be no silent nights here! No, this rapid-fire monologue for adult delinquents asks the holiday questions, ‘Was Joseph a virgin, too?’, ‘Is Santa now an incel?’, ‘Is Rudolph a bossy bottom?’, ‘Prancer a no-fats-or-femmes top?’ And Vixen, well, ‘Did she make love with Russ Meyer?’”

Turner Hall Ballroom1034 Vel R. Phillips Ave.

Price

$49.50

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