Today, April 3, 2017, is Opening Day for your Milwaukee Brewers. Beginning at 1:10 p.m. the Brewers will take on the Colorado Rockies in a game that will surely feature all the thrills, chills, and delightfully random Bob Uecker anecdotes fans have come to expect. Oh, and it will also feature a bunch of Brewers players fans may or may not have ever heard of. To quote that construction worker in Major League: “Who are these fuckin’ guys?”
Indeed. Yes, the Brewers are rebuilding. Which is great, but it does result in a roster full of unfamiliar names that don’t begin with “Ryan” and end with “Braun.” So in order to test your 2017 Brewers knowledge, we’ve devised a handy 20-question “Is This A Brewer?” quiz. We give you a name, you decide “Brewer” or “Not a Brewer.” “Ricky Vaughn? Willie Hays? I haven’t heard of most of them,” says a dude in the aforementioned Major League. Let’s see if you can do better than that dude.