Priest is the best, man! Priest is the best, I’m telling you! Hey, lemme tell you. Rob Halford is the baddest motherfucking singer aroooouuuund! And K.K. Downing, man? That motherfucker can play some guitar! Priest is bad, man! Priest is number one in heavy metal, man!

Yes, Judas Priest is coming to Milwaukee for the first time in nearly 10 years, man. On Tuesday, April 3, the legendary British heavy metal act will play the Riverside Theater in support of a new studio album, Firepower. Halford, guitarists Glenn Tipton and Richie Faulkner, bassist Ian Hill, and drummer Scott Travis will surely blow the roof off the joint (Downing left in 2011), and will surely live up to their iconic, Rock and Roll Hall of Fame-nominated, WAMI-winning reputation.

Tickets are $59.50, $75, and $95, and go on sale Friday, October 27 at 10 a.m. And remember: Heavy metal rules! All that punk shit sucks! It doesn’t belong in this world! It belongs on fucking Mars, man! What the hell is punk shit? And Madonna can go to hell, as far as I’m concerned. She’s a dick. Seriously, heavy metal definitely rules! Twisted Sister, Judas Priest, Dokken, Ozzy, Scorpions. They all rule!

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