“Old woman!”


“Man, sorry. Rumor has it that John Cleese is coming to the Riverside Theater Saturday, October 7 for a live conversation and audience Q&A, and that the event will be preceded by a screening of Monty Python And The Holy Grail.”

“I’m thirty-seven.”


“I’m thirty-seven. I’m not old.”

“Well I can’t just call you ‘man.'”

“Well you could say ‘Dennis.'”

“I didn’t know you were called Dennis.”

Well you didn’t bother to find out, did you?”


Reserved seating tickets go on sale Friday, June 9, at noon. And yeah, Cleese isn’t in that opening scene of Holy Grail, but damn if it isn’t one of the funniest exchanges in a movie loaded with them.


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Matt Wild
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In his spare time, Matt Wild enjoys collecting 8-bit Nintendo games (emulation is for creeps) and fondly remembering the time Milwaukee weatherman Vince Condella caused a stir at his Catholic grade school by showing up with an earring. He lives on Milwaukee's East Side.