“Old woman!”

“Man.”

“Man, sorry. Rumor has it that John Cleese is coming to the Riverside Theater Saturday, October 7 for a live conversation and audience Q&A, and that the event will be preceded by a screening of Monty Python And The Holy Grail.”

“I’m thirty-seven.”

“What?”

“I’m thirty-seven. I’m not old.”

“Well I can’t just call you ‘man.'”

“Well you could say ‘Dennis.'”

“I didn’t know you were called Dennis.”

Well you didn’t bother to find out, did you?”

/scene

Reserved seating tickets go on sale Friday, June 9, at noon. And yeah, Cleese isn’t in that opening scene of Holy Grail, but damn if it isn’t one of the funniest exchanges in a movie loaded with them.