Enough talking: Nick Offerman—noted humorist, writer, woodworker, and Ron Swanson—will return to Milwaukee’s Riverside Theater Thursday, November 30. (That’s a week after Thanksgiving, which seems to be an especially Offerman-y holiday.) Offerman will be performing a solo stand-up set, musing on “survival in the wild, living with enthusiasm, and most importantly, the cultivation of fulsome body hair.” The name of his tour, appropriately, is the Full Bush tour.

Reserved seating tickets—$59.50, $49.50, and $39.50—go on sale Friday, July 14, at 10 a.m. Get them as soon as you can. It’s your curse.

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