As Valentine’s Day approaches, we’re bound to be bogged down with insipid TV segments and articles regarding celebrity romances. For the most part it’s hard to muster half a shit about how and why two strangers made the decision to connect their star power to advance their careers, but one celebrity power couple almost everyone would want to be in the same room with is Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally. Come May 8, about 2,500 Milwaukeeans will get that opportunity, as the actors’ and spouses’ “Summer Of 69: No Apostrophe” tour will drop by the Riverside Theater.

The real life Ron and Tammy Swanson will take the stage to do, well, we have no idea. But we’re not going to miss it. You shouldn’t either. Tickets go on sale Friday, February 13 and cost $35.75.