On Tuesday, a 24-year-old Milwaukee man, Dan Black, filed a formal complaint alleging Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clarke “harassed” him at the airport. Black’s crime? Being on the same flight as Clarke, asking Clarke if he was indeed Clarke, and shaking his head and walking away. Upon landing at Milwaukee’s General Mitchell Airport, Black was met by “six uniformed deputies and two bomb/drug dogs” and escorted from the premises.

Now, a day later, the angry 14-year-old boy who lives inside Sheriff Clarke (and who thinks his stepmom totally sucks) has responded to Black’s complaint. A post on the Milwaukee County Sheriff’s Office Facebook page reads as follows:

So heads up, goofs looking to pull a similar head-shaking stunt: OUR SHERIFF WILL PUNCH YOU UNTIL YOU’RE UNCONSCIOUS. Right after he’s done beating up local writers by the bike rack after school, and owning your punk-ass on Call Of Duty and fucking your…aww, mom!

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Matt Wild weighs between 140 and 145 pounds. He lives on Milwaukee's east side.