Tuesday afternoon, fresh from flexing his muscles and posing with a purse, Facebook and Twitter user (and Milwaukee County Sheriff) David Clarke pounded his keyboard and called for the resignation of Milwaukee Mayor Tom Barrett. Clarke’s latest Facebook post, his 8,000th in the last 10 minutes, reads as follows:

The Wall Street Journal article in question points to Milwaukee’s recent rise in homicide rates—a rise that has been well-documented, even by the Urinal Sentinel and FAUX6. Clarke, meanwhile, has been busy allegedly detaining head-shakers, threatening to murder them (via meme), getting sued, and promising “surprise attacks” in exchange for hugs. He also has his own brand of lip balm.

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In his spare time, Matt Wild enjoys collecting 8-bit Nintendo games (emulation is for creeps) and fondly remembering the time Milwaukee weatherman Vince Condella caused a stir at his Catholic grade school by showing up with an earring. He lives on Milwaukee's East Side.