Thursday afternoon at the Conservative Political Action Conference in Washington D.C., Wisconsin governor and presidential hopeful Scott Walker was asked how he would handle international threats to our country and the world, like ISIS. He replied with this zinger: “If I can take on 100,000 protesters, I can do the same across the world.” Sigh. The National Review reports that Walker’s speech was one of the most anticipated of the day, and that despite one heckler shouting something about “workers,” it was rapturously received. Great job, Wisconsin! (Just kidding.)

We don’t normally report on contentious political matters here at Milwaukee Record, but since you’re probably going to be hearing about this for days, we figured you should hear it from us first, and maybe receive a complimentary distraction in the process. So here’s the video of Walker comparing Wisconsin citizens to radical Islamic terrorists, and below is a video of that llama chase from earlier in the day. Who knows what Walker could accomplish if he had taken on thousands of protestors and two runaway llamas…