Okay, let’s talk about that lion that’s totally on the loose in Milwaukee. So the Journal Sentinel is reporting that a woman called Milwaukee police Monday afternoon claiming she had spotted a lion roaming the 200 block of E. Garfield Ave. Police investigated for several hours and contacted the Wisconsin Department of Natural Resources. As of today, no lion has been found.

But that hasn’t stopped the good people of Milwaukee from talking about that lion that’s totally on the loose in Milwaukee, because, hey, we need some light news now and then, and, let’s face it, there’s totally a lion on the loose in Milwaukee. Need proof? TMJ4’s Chopper 4 was buzzing the north side neighborhood in question earlier this morning, searching for the lion:

So yeah, there’s totally a lion on the loose in Milwaukee. Here’s what other folks are saying about it: