Okay, let’s talk about that lion that’s totally on the loose in Milwaukee. So the Journal Sentinel is reporting that a woman called Milwaukee police Monday afternoon claiming she had spotted a lion roaming the 200 block of E. Garfield Ave. Police investigated for several hours and contacted the Wisconsin Department of Natural Resources. As of today, no lion has been found.
But that hasn’t stopped the good people of Milwaukee from talking about that lion that’s totally on the loose in Milwaukee, because, hey, we need some light news now and then, and, let’s face it, there’s totally a lion on the loose in Milwaukee. Need proof? TMJ4’s Chopper 4 was buzzing the north side neighborhood in question earlier this morning, searching for the lion:
Woman reportedly sees lion on Milwaukee’s north side, search comes up empty: http://t.co/GniqwyRV2W pic.twitter.com/sskzjmixS8
— TODAY’S TMJ4 (@tmj4) July 21, 2015
So yeah, there’s totally a lion on the loose in Milwaukee. Here’s what other folks are saying about it:
There is a legit lion on the loose in Milwaukee — Josh Heder (@JoshHeder) July 21, 2015
We gotta stop the drugs in Milwaukee 😭😭mfs is real life slow. Ain’t no lion walking around bih
— Michelle (@SkinnyGirlSwag) July 21, 2015
Rest easy Milwaukee, I will capture the lion. https://t.co/45SUN9Xauh — Ben Krejci (@bennettkrejci) July 21, 2015
shout out to the lion roaming around milwaukee. stay safe and don’t maul anyone, buddy. you don’t want to get shot.
— THE DEMIX (@TheDemix) July 21, 2015
@donovanformayor what will the Donovan Administration do about the rampant lion problem in Milwaukee? http://t.co/NHEEEQwUyx — Dan Adams (@dmorganadams) July 21, 2015
Is it true about the lion running around in Milwaukee? Just finish the game of Jumanji already!
— Jon Reznack (@JonReznack) July 21, 2015
First pictures of the Milwaukee Lion #justkidding pic.twitter.com/g799how7Nd — Steven Radmer (@Steven_R) July 21, 2015
Only in Milwaukee was there a lion walking around the hood😂😂😂
— MAUVE (@__BirthdayCake) July 21, 2015
@ByMattWild where’s the milverine when you need him…
— THE DEMIX (@TheDemix) July 21, 2015