Kato Kaelin, as you may or may not know, is a former O.J. Simpson houseguest, a Milwaukee native, and a long-suffering Wisconsin sports fan. Donald Trump, as you may or may not know, is the soon-to-be President of the United States. (Donald Trump. President Donald Trump.) What do these two men have in common? Not a lot (as far as we know), but there are some striking similarities between Kaelin’s always-entertaining/pissed-off Green Bay Packer tweets and the internet’s tweets of Trump despair. Following the Pack’s PUKE PUKE VOMIT PUKE loss to the Tennessee Titans yesterday, here’s a bit of distraction in these PUKE PUKE VOMIT PUKE times.
1.
OMG!! @packers get out of the @NFL !! HORRIBLE. Goodbye. 84 degrees in LA & im not wasting it on a team of VOMIT. Fire all coaches
— Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) November 13, 2016
OMG! PRESIDENT ELECT TRUMP! I NEED TO GO VOMIT NOW #ElectionNight
— Cyndy C (@tnccarstens) November 9, 2016
2.
WTF happened to @packers? No, really what happened? How do u just start sucking? Next man up does not exist on this team. So much fn anger
— Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) November 13, 2016
Trump is our next president what the fuck happened to America I mean wtf
— jagsrmylifenow (@tealtimeB) November 13, 2016
3.
U R KIDDING ME? @packers +Sunday =diarrhea! No joke Fire McCarthy, Ted Thompson, Capers, and the ball boy! ITS OFFICIAL: SEASON OVER. #PUKE
— Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) November 13, 2016
are you fucking kidding me america. trump. really? i’m disgusted my stomach is literally turning over
— 🎄jasmine🎄 (@up10cian) November 9, 2016
4.
21-0 in 1st Qt. Think about the decline of this team @packers fans. It’s so depressing 2b loyal 2 a team & this is the product we get. #SUK
— Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) November 13, 2016
Fuck. Trump won.
Well,… either way it was gonna suck, but this is just depressing.— Murphio (@Murphio2) November 9, 2016
5.
.@packers DEFENSE IS FN DIARRHEA!! I HATE THIS TEAM & SUNDAY IS FN RUINED. An EMBARRASSMENT 2 @NFL
— Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) November 13, 2016
I could watch Trump’s 60 MINUTES interview or I could boil a pot of my own diarrhea and make it into a tea.
— Dumb Idiot Riley Fox (@riley_fox) November 14, 2016
6.
Is this real life? @packers OMG! Just fn get out of the @NFL – This team is so PATHETIC!! Poorly coached. Hate them. A fn fumble? #Vomit
— Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) November 13, 2016
OMG DID TRUMP JUST WIN?!!! IS THIS REAL LIFE?!!!
— Amani AlBinali (@binaliay) November 9, 2016
7.
35-17. Can @packers pray to Frank Reich & have the greatest comeback in 2nd half? … nah, I didn’t think so either. Goodbye Twitter
— Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) November 13, 2016
FUCK YOU TRUMP
FUCK YOU AMERICA
FUCK YOU TWITTER
GOODBYE— fuck trump (@nzspew) November 9, 2016
8.
ha this @packers JUST SUCKS! OMG!! So POORLY COACHED ON ALL ENDS! Cartoon Capers just fn retire. Penalties and f- ups. Great pre- seasongame
— Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) November 13, 2016
Trump as president, OMG how embarrassing. Sad day to be an American. Sucks to be them right now
— James (@JamesRPClay) November 9, 2016
9.
Who would like to VOMIT on podium when @packers McCarthy & Rodgers say the SAME DAMN THING at post game conference? It’s on a fn loop.
— Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) November 13, 2016
fuck everyone that voted for donald “vomit brain” trump in the eyes with a barb wire dick so they can painfully see the truth coming.
— Keith B. Still (@NaYaKnoMi) November 14, 2016
10.
Is there something lower than SUCKING? @packers have become a joke. The drop off has been faster than jumping off Empire State Building
— Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) November 13, 2016
the Empire State Building is red for trump rn and it looks like the eye of fucking Sauron
— ravioli depository (@beninbushwick) November 11, 2016
11.
Goodbye the @packers r DIARRHEA.I can’t take it. It’s over. Dark days ahead. They dont deserve a team charter flight not even @SouthwestAir
— Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) November 13, 2016
Trump is a racist and he is filling his cabinet with racists. Dark days lay ahead for us.Where’s Magneto when you need him. #notmypresident
— the Blerdy Report (@BlerdyReport) November 13, 2016
12.
Goodbye Twitter @packers u SUCK 2016-2017
— Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) November 13, 2016
trump will be the death of america rip USA 1776-2016
— carol ✨ (@heyitscarol18) November 11, 2016