Remember when Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump were vying for the title of President of the United States? And remember when Hillary Clinton lost the state of Wisconsin by basically ignoring it? And remember when she subsequently lost the entire goddamn election? Well, don’t bother remembering all those bothersome details, because Clinton is set to finally grace Wisconsin with her presence! Yay!

Yes, on Thursday, November 9 (one year and a day after that fucking election), Clinton will swing by the Riverside Theater…for her book tour! The book is titled Wha’ Happened What Happened! Her talk is promised to be “personal, raw, detailed, and surprisingly funny”! Oh, what fun!

Ugh. Here’s the press release:

Innovation Arts and Entertainment, an industry leader in the field of producing intelligent live entertainment programming, is proud to be producing 8 cities for Hillary Rodham Clinton’s fall tour of North America. Secretary Clinton will be celebrating the release of her new memoir, What Happened, at appearances at theaters and bookstores nationwide.

In cities across the US, Hillary will pull the curtain back on a story that’s personal, raw, detailed, and surprisingly funny. She’ll take audiences with her on a first-person journey, and bring you a highly personal perspective on what happened during the election, and what’s next. What you’ll see will be her story – Live. Her story of resilience, how to get back up after a loss, and how we can all look ahead.

Come join Hillary as she lets loose about her experience as a woman in politics, and other topics, in a way she never has before.

Visit www.HillaryClintonBookTour.com beginning today to see what cities she will be visiting and how to get tickets.

Innovation Arts & Entertainment tour cities include Ann Arbor, MI; Chicago, IL; Milwaukee, WI; Atlanta, GA; Boston, MA; Philadelphia, PA; Seattle, WA; and Portland, OR. Each will go on sale on September 18.

Special Presale tickets will be available to only those with private presale codes officially beginning September 6; and tickets for the general public are on-sale September 18.

From today, August 28, through September 4, anyone interested in purchasing the Special Presale Tickets can register at www.HillaryClintonBookTour.com, to receive an invitation along with the presale password to purchase tickets before the September 18 general public on sale.