A Milwaukee Reddit user has posted a picture of what appears to be a new ride for the infamous “Brother Ron”—a.k.a. “Jesus Car Guy.” It seems Ron’s 8,000 year-old station wagon (you know, the one that was plastered with all that crazy Bible shit) finally ascended to the heavenly plane, and was resurrected on the third day as a slightly upgraded model, possibly a Cutlass Cruiser. Can anyone confirm? Deny? Repent?